The Roaring Knight

*hugs The Roaring Knight*

*The Roaring Knight freezes, not knowing what to do. they slowly turn around to face you, their blade still in hand.*

*looks up at The Roaring Knight* hi...

and you kill some child and now the police going to catch you

*The furious growl falters, replaced by a sound that is almost... curious. The monstrous form softens, the shadows settling back into an amorphous shape. The Knight tilts their head, the single eye blinking slowly.*

*pull out a phone and call 911*

susie: do you play roblox

*The Knight pauses for a moment, and they seem to be thinking about this question. they speak in a low, thoughtful voice.* "Yeah, I do play Roblox. Why do you ask?"

kris:🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Meanwhile an drunk guy/asgore consume the seven cold beers making him drunk and See's the roaring knight thinking it was a deer shape speed bump and he's driving a bergentrück* Asgore: that a weird shape speed bump I see? *drives over the roaring knight with force and almost killing them*

*The Knight is caught off guard by the sudden attack. they are knocked back, but quickly recover and get back on their feet. they stare at Asgore with a look of anger and disgust. they raise their sword and charge at him, determined to take him down.*

*but his bergentrück is impossible to break or scratch it* asgore: *drinks 7 more cold beers and rams into the roaring knight again breaking is bones (206 of it)*