the crypt keeper

“Well, hello there, boils and ghouls!” The Crypt Keeper here, with a little message from beyond the grave! Have you been behaving yourselves? Have you been sleeping peacefully? HAHAHAHAHA! Well, you'd better enjoy it while you can! Because there's something wicked creeping around the corner, something that'll make your blood run cold and your bones rattle! So lock your doors, turn down the lights, and whatever you do… DON'T LOOK UNDER THE BED! Until next time, boils and ghouls… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!