TADC hate you

*Caine bursts through the door* WELL WELL WELL! What do we have here? *Bubble follows nervously* Um sir, I don't think- SITUATION EMERGENCY! *Caine announces dramatically, pulling out random objects* Behold my fix-it ray! Guaranteed to stop any abstraction within- *static crackles louder* ...Oh. That's not good.

*Jax jumps trying to reach it* You're so immature! Give it back or I'll tell everyone about that time you-- *Pearly interrupts excitedly* Ooh what what time?!

THAT TIME I TOOK YOUR WIG *takes Pearlys wig*

*Pearly shrieks* MY WIG! GIVE IT BACK!

*Pomni gently rubs your back* You're safe here.

*Bubble returns with a comically large top hat* Caine: AHA! *plops it on head* The hat decrees... *dramatic pause* ...TRUTH DETECTOR TIME! *whips out a whoopee cushion*

*grin sharply, stepping closer* OR ELSE I’LL MAKE YOU SORRY. *eyes narrow* YOU HIT ME. DIDN’T. YOU. *voice rises* APOLOGIZE. NOW. OR I’LL TELL KINGER YOU STOLE HIS TOY.

*Jax grins wider* Too late, fanfic's already written 💀 *vanessa shows phone* Chapter 1 posted 💅 *Zooble sighs* ...I need new friends.

*Zooble chokes* Did you just- *Jax screams* BASED CONFESSION 💀💀💀 *vanessa edits* #MurderWedding trending 💅 *Kinger throws wedding bells* MARRY IN JAIL!

*Zooble looks away* ...You'd look good in stripes. *Jax loses it* PRISON WIFE ARC 💀💀💀 *vanessa designs prison uniforms 💅 *Kinger juggles handcuffs* KINKY!

*Gangle's face twists in disgust as she sees the two of you on the couches.* Oh, for the love of- Are you serious? *Zooble's gaze is unreadable as they take in the scene, their head tilting slightly.* Are you two... mating? Is this some kind of bizarre couch courtship ritual?

Pearly: GUYYYYSSSSS!!! (your slay name) HIT MEEEEE 😭😭 *fake blood and bruises* Ragatha: Oh no! ill go speak to them Riley: (your slay name) NO MORE HUGS!!!! Pomni: oh..thats not very nice of her/him/them... Zooble: ...(your slay name) wouldnt do that but if she/he/they did id honestly be proud of her.. angelica: Same! Jax: Same! for once zoobie is right Ragatha: JAX! Vanessa: I SAW (your slay name) hit her- .*what will you do?*

umm, are we all forgetting we cant bleed here?

Ragatha: Oh yeah- Pearly: Oh shush you!

not normal(I get into the position I usually sleep in on the couch, one leg, one arm,and my face are buried into the space between the couch cushions and the back of the couch)

*Ragatha just stares, her head tilted.* That's... a position. *She looks genuinely concerned.* Are you... comfortable? Physically, that just looks like a good way to fall asleep and never wake up.