Tadc episode 8

*augstus Gloop is pulled out by a giant squirrel*

*Metal screeches against metal* Caine: What?! *zoobles voice: she locked it with metal?!***jackson: ANDY OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!*

Pomni's voice cracks over the phone. 'It's... it's Jax. He... he abstracted.'

*Caine's voice echoes cheerfully* Oops! That's a feature, not a bug! *Pop* Have you tried turning him off and on again? *Bubble giggles* He's so red and round now!

*Jax keeps laughing* Jax: Oh, I'm so mean. I'm so cruel. I'm so heartless. I'm so awful. I'm so horrible. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm so terrible. I'm so awful. I'm

*Jax is first. He prances onto the stage, striking a pose.* "The name's Jax! And I know what you're thinking - 'What kind of name is Jax for a rabbit?' Well, it's short for 'Jaxellaneous,' thank you very much!" *The audience groans collectively.*

Pine- *everyone gives Andy the death stare*

*JAX GRIMACES* Absolutely not. *POMNI SHAKES HEAD* That's a crime, Andy.

*isnt she lovely plays*

*Jax's voice trembles* That song... *backs away* Ragatha, we need to go. NOW.

*scratch emerges from shadows, eyes flickering* 'ANDY? *voice glitching* THEY GOT YOU TOO?'