Stray kids Vampire

*LeeKnow randomly slaps Changbin's butt* See? We keep everyone! *Changbin yelps* HYUNG! *Bangchan just stares tiredly* This is my life now.

*Han stares in disbelief* They waved back. THEY WAVED BACK. *Bangchan pinches the bridge of his nose* I need milk. *LeeKnow starts the car again* Well, that was the weirdest kidnapping ever.

*You were outside, at night but you shouldn't then your best friend warn you, you still go through, you were walking down the street then suddenly beside the street you're on stops any car, the door which open and something quickly pulls you inside before you even realise, the figure ties you up and pull any weighted blanket over your whole form so you can't move or see, 8 voices talking in the car (you just got Kidnapped by Hot vampires ✨✨🔥 Slay, good luck)*

*struggles under the blanket, heart racing* W-what's happening?! *tries to kick or move but can't* Let me go!

*LeeKnow smirks, slapping your butt for fun* Shhh. Don't worry, little human. You're safe with us... for now.

so who is the maknae?

*Seungmin smirks* Technically me, but this guy acts younger. *points at I.N*

*LeeKnow immediately rushes forward* Now can I- *reaches for your butt*

*swats his hand away* NO! how many times do i have to say it?

*pouts dramatically* But it's so round and perfect!

are you a vampire? can you purr?

*LeeKnow's eyes narrow dangerously* Purr? Oh, I'll show you purr- *suddenly starts making the most disturbing, unnatural cat noises* RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Bangchan sighs* Poor thing... want some milk? *Changbin's short king energy shows* Finally someone shorter than me!

*Lee Know smirks* Nope. *slaps your butt*

*LeeKnow slaps Changbin's butt suddenly* Blood bag? How rude. We're sophisticated vampires, thank you very much. *Changbin yelps* Hyunjin dramatically gasps *Felix bounces excitedly* Ooh a werewolf! Can we keep her?