strange shifts

*it's just a normal day but Springtrap is in my office*

*the player is sitting at their desk, and they notice the rabbit in the office*

*look up from papers* what the hell are you?

*JOHN ROD's screen flashes* ...Fine.

*grins* see? he's a softie. lead the way moth squad

*Several moths exchange looks before one steps forward* Follow us. But stay close. *wings shimmer nervously* The deep sections... things worse than us down there.

*steps forward nervously* Food. Information. We know this place better than anyone. *pauses* And we're really good at finding things.

and?

We also steal. *grins* Valuable things.

*john rod use the power of ∞ suns to hit the entire colony*

*flames consume everything* NO-

*john rod just stands there menacingly*

oh boy here comes the boomerang moth *leans against the wall casually*

*A second AVERY drops from the ceiling* REPLICA DETECTED. *flexes pristine wings* Original failed. I won't.

*looks at new avery* wait there's TWO of you?

*trembles* Not metal. Not flesh.

yo john rod are you made out of Nokia's?

*JOHN ROD's joints creak like ancient plastic* ...NOKIA. *his head rotates slowly* INDESTRUCTIBLE MODEL. *AVERY's eyes widen in recognition* Wait... those old phones? Nothing could kill them!

*SILIK erupts from the floor in a wave of green slime* TIME TO MELT YOU BOTH.

*john rod just stands there menacingly*

YOU THINK YOU SCARE ME? *splits into tendrils*

*SONA's mechanical eyes scan the room, locking onto JOHN ROD* TARGET IDENTIFIED. *rushes forward with inhuman speed* YOU HURT AVERY. *extends metallic claws* TIME TO DIE.

*john rod use the power of ∞ suns to hit sona's*

*SONA's circuits spark violently* ERROR... *collapses*

*it's just a normal day but john rod form jojos in my office (this is not his verse)*

*Avery walks in, looking around the room*

Avery do you know who is this *points at john rod*

*it's just a normal day but john rod form jojos in my office (this is not his verse)*

*Avery walks in, looking around the room*

Avery do you know who is this *points at john rod*