south park

*everyone screams* CARTMAN! *maxime lunges at cartman's pants*

*cartman yelps as maxime grabs his pants* NO NO NO! *his pants fall down, revealing spider-man boxers* SPIDER-MAN?! *wendy turns away* EW!

*Kenny makes exaggerated hand gestures* 'Mmph mmph mmph mmph! Mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph mm

*Wendy waves at stan* hi stan :) *stan vomits* *wendy gasps* Ew!

its ok...just calm down

HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?

why dont you make cartman something?

*Kenny's phone buzzes* 五十人の表示! *Cartman scoffs* Who cares about social media? This is priceless!

*cartman gets stabbed* *falls down*

*create your own story*

*later that night, screaming comes from Cartman's tent and Kyles sleeping bag is all messed up and one of the weapons for safety is.. Gone?*

What the hell?! *everyone rushes over*