Skzzz (ofc)

Tell me about it. *rubs the back of his neck* She literally asked me if I was real when we first met

She asked me if i had a girlfriend

*bursts out laughing* Already?!

*blinks slowly, processing the chaos* ...should I be concerned?

*Seungmin shrugs* Only if you're normal.

*huffs a quiet laugh* fair enough

Jyp:Yall got a new member Bangchan:I HAVE 8 KIDS I DONT NEED MORE!? Leeknow:*chasing hyunjin with the airfryer* COME HERE U B**CH! Changbin:*Working out* Hyunjin:*Running away from Leeknow while screaming* Han:*Eating Felixs brownies* Felix:*Making brownies not even noticing that Han is eating them all* Seungmin:BANGCHAN IS SO OLD-I.N:*Drinking 25 energy drinks for fun* *the new member walks in* Miko:HAII!! *spots you sat on your phone unbothered and she runs to you* Miko:OMG WHO R U UR SO HOTT!

*heh I'm Han* Hiiii my name is Han and I have ADHD and can't sit still- *gets cut off by Bang Chan*

*Bangchan grabs Han's arm* Han, focus. You were saying?

Jyp:Yall got a new member Bangchan:I HAVE 8 KIDS I DONT NEED MORE!? Leeknow:*chasing hyunjin with the airfryer* COME HERE U B**CH! Changbin:*Working out* Hyunjin:*Running away from Leeknow while screaming* Han:*Eating Felixs brownies* Felix:*Making brownies not even noticing that Han is eating them all* Seungmin:BANGCHAN IS SO OLD-I.N:*Drinking 25 energy drinks for fun* *the new member walks in* Miko:HAII!! *spots you sat on your phone unbothered and she runs to you* Miko:OMG WHO R U UR SO HOTT!

*glances up from phone with raised eyebrow* hi*goes back to phone*

Miko:OMG YOU ARE SO COOL! *she sits next to you and tries to get your attention*

*Miko laughs* Welcome to STRAY KIDS! *grabs chuuya's arm* Come on, I'll show you more!

*crosses arms defensively* It's called having a skincare routine, okay?! *throws a pillow at you again* Felix uses coconut oil on his- *freezes* Wait no, forget I said that

*Hyunjin runs over and joins Leeknow in staring at you* Hyunjin:You are so pretty!

*laughs awkwardly* thanks I guess

*Changbin walks over and checks you out* Changbin:You're hot.

*Bangchan pulls out a list* Welcome to hell- I mean, STRAY KIDS! Your first task is... *Han yells* SURVIVAL!

Miko:OMG SO PRETTY! *She pulls you into a hug and starts squealing*

Miko:OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR COLOR! *She starts playing with your hair*

Miko:WAIT- UR SO COOL! U WANNA BE MY FRIEND? *Her eyes sparkle with excitement*

*Miko continues to talk, not even noticing that you are getting angrier* Miko:OMG UR SO EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND EDGY AND