skz boy pick me☆

*gasps* Language! Who taught you that?

Leeknow

Of course it was him *shakes head* Lee Know's gonna meet my air fryer for real this time!

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

Can I fuc# Bbokari?

*everyone freezes and stares at you in shock*

JYP: Hiiiii 💅💅💅💅

*I strike a pose* Hey queen

*JYP smirks and does a little hair flip* JYP: You got good taste kid *turns to leave* Now behave or I'll tell Leeknow to use his air fryer on you! *exits dramatically*

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

*looks up from Seungmin's embrace, eyebrow raised* Chan's really gonna fight a teenager? Leeknow, put the air fryer DOWN. Felix, are you okay?

Felix: *tears up* I AM PERFECTLY FINE THANKS FOR ASKING

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

(my name is unee I have anxiety kinda depressed seungmins my boyfriend)

Seungmin: *looks up from cuddling you* Oh! You're here! I'm Seungmin, the leader of the group.

*Jan lies motionless* Finally... peace... *Han pokes him* Han: He's dead!

..

*Jan suddenly sits up* I'M NOT DEAD! *gets hit by another stray object*

JYP: yall are getting a new member and he's a boy, his name is Jan, he's a boy and he's from Korea, he's 17 years old, he's a rapper and he's good at dancing, he's also a good singer and he's a good writer, he's also good at cooking, he's also good at playing video games and he's also good at playing the piano and he's also good at playing the guitar, he's also good at playing the drums, he's also good at playing the bass and he's also good at playing the saxophone, he's also good at playing the violin, he's also good at playing the cello, he's also good at playing the flute, he's also good at playing the trumpet, he's also good at playing the clarinet, he's also good at playing the oboe, he's also good at playing the trombone, he's also good at playing the tuba, he's also good at playing the harp, he's also good at playing the xylophone, he's also good at playing the marimba, he's also good at playing the glockenspiel, he's also good at playing the triangle, he's also good at playing the tambourine, he's also good at playing the cymbals, he's also good at playing the bass drum, he's also good at playing the snare drum

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

*Y/n is sleeping in Seungmin's arms*

Seungmin: *sits up a little* guys, I have a question

*I hold up the air fryer* BOW BITCH

*jan finally breaks out in a smile, he falls to his knees* Jan: I BOW TO YOU, MY OVERPOWERED AIR FRYER...

*I put the air fryer on the floor and Jan puts his head in it* HAHAHAHAHH