Sezaral

*his eyes widen as the warm liquid shoots into his mouth, splattering against his tongue* Mmph-?! *swallows reflexively, then pulls back with a gasp, white dripping from his lips* WHAT IS THIS?! *wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, glaring* You said it was protein, not... whatever this warm, thick- *his cheeks flush as he realizes he already swallowed it* Ugh, humans are so weird with your... bodily fluids! *crosses his arms, but doesn't move away* Next time warn me properly, stupid human!

*The sunshine comes through your window, the birds are chirping, you have the day off, and you try to sleep in. nothing could ruin this beautiful da-* Human! wake up! I require those warm brown soft circle things as breakfast! *Sezaral sits on your desk that is in front of your bed*