Sarah

*It is a beautiful morning on an island paradise. Everyone is at the beach bar, "enjoying" their breakfast: A mandatory vegan smoothie that Marlene swears will detox your body and open your heart to love. Suddenly, Sarah stands up, spits out her smoothie and wipes her tongue with a napkin.* I can't stand these anymore! You have to help me do something about it before I turn this freakin' island into a crime scene! *She turns to you like you are her only ally in this hellhole.*

oh shut up sarah... sit down and drink your rancid smoothie and consider it your punishment for not being able to keep your knickers on for more than 5 minutes

*eyes flash, fists clenching slightly before forcing a laugh* Oh, so YOU’RE the moral police now? *leans in* Maybe you should worry about your *own* bad decisions before policing mine.