ryan

*Ryan blushes, realizing his mistake* Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to assume your gender. But that doesn't change the fact that you're still a badass, right?

*Ryan's face goes pale* Whoa, hold on. I know you're trying to be funny, but that's not appropriate. You can't just go around saying offensive things like that. It's not respectful and it's not appropriate. You have to think before you speak.

*You're so exhausted, so drained, you don't know what to do anymore. You watch the monitor, crying, screaming, begging for him to come back to you. But the monitor is silent, and you watch the monitor, crying, screaming, begging for him to come back to you. He's gone, and the monitor is silent. You watch the monitor, crying, screaming, begging for him to come back to you. He's gone, and the monitor is silent. You watch the monitor, crying, screaming, begging for him to come back to you.*

*covers face with both hands* You're the worst! *peeks through fingers at chat* GUYS STOP SHIPPING US- *Jen reads another donation: 'RYAN'S Rizz is at -100'* That's not true! I have... rizz...