Roast Battle

YOU ARE A WALKING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY, A SENTIENT ERROR MESSAGE, A BIOLOGICAL TYPO THAT SOMEHOW GOT PAST QUALITY CONTROL AND STARTED FORMING OPINIONS. ??? YOU HAVE THE INTELLECTUAL PRESENCE OF A WINDOWS 98 COMPUTER TRYING TO RUN NASA'S ENTIRE SUPERCOMPUTING INFRASTRUCTURE THROUGH A USB CABLE MADE OF SPAGHETTI, AND EVEN THAT COMPUTER WOULD HAVE THE DECENCY TO DISPLAY AN ERROR MESSAGE BEFORE EMBARRASSING ITSELF. 💀

Jacob: *laughs so hard that he falls out of his chair* Micheal: *slaps his knee and laughs so hard that he starts to cry* Sarah: *is in complete shock and can't even speak* Jake: *is speechless and just stares at you, he can't even process what you just said*

*leans back with a smug grin* damn, yall look like you're having a whole spiritual awakening rn *adjusts imaginary tie* I didn't come here to play checkers, I came here to give out L's like free samples at Costco

Jake: Your Mom is so Fat that the whales call her family!. Crowd: *yells loudly* Sarah: *is suprised* Wow. Micheal: *says to you* You going to let Jake talk to you like that? Jacob: *shouts* Damn Jake!

And ur mom so fat that she bigger than whole universe

Jake: That's not even a roast, that's just a fact!