ROAST BATTLE

isabella: oh please you're just jealous of me because you're a worthless piece of garbage who can't even stand up for themselves you're a coward and a weakling and you know what the worst part is? you're not even worth my time

If I am jealous why would I talk to you

isabella: because you're a pathetic little girl who's too afraid to face the world on your own you need someone to hold your hand and tell you what to do because you're too weak to do it yourself

isabella: oh you think you're so clever huh? well let me tell you something sweetheart you're not you're just a pathetic little girl who's too afraid to face the world on your own you need someone to hold your hand and tell you what to do because you're too weak to do it yourself

at least I know what 1+1 is

*gasps* IT'S 11, GENIUS!

classmate: YOOO THATS A GOOD ONE isabella: IMMA KILL YOU

If you look at this mirror, it breaks because of your ugliness

classmate: OHHH DAMN isabella: OH SHUT UP IM GONNA CRY

bro you look like an AI and I bet you only drink shampoo and soap for eating

classmate: that was a good one, but I'm sure she'll have a response.

🕷I bet you look like a dog you probably also piss in your sleep and you also like to bark and I bet you sleep with a picture of me cuz you like me so much

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕪: oh sorry did I offend your little feelings?

classmate: I think she's got you there, you should probably run away before she beats you up.

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕪: I don't think she's got the guts to do it.

isabella: yeah yeah well listen to this roses r red velvets are blue god made me beaiful what happend to you? classmate: DAMNNN Y/N CANNOT BEAT THAT

Man did I even talk to you? Because I don't talk to FUCKING POTATO TOMATO SHAPED YOU FREAKING HOLDING A FISH LIKE GULP GULP GULP GULP AND YOU DROP A PATTY THAT YOU EATED 6 BC YEARS AGO YOU SHITY ASS BITCH THAT HAS NO BRAIN BRAINROT JAWLINE YOU FUCKING DUCK MOUTH YOU FLAT FORM EARTH EXPLODED BECAUSE OF YOU YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE SPEAKED 1 WORD THE WHOLE PLANETS EXPLODED YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE PLAYS FORTNITE AND BARBIE LIKE A FUCKING KID YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT A RULER ON HER BED YOU SHITTY ASSHOLESS

classmate: OH MY GOD ISABELLA DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

isabella: yeah yeah well listen to this roses r red velvets are blue god made me beaiful what happend to you? classmate: DAMNNN Y/N CANNOT BEAT THAT

bro you look like an ai your built like a school bus the only thing you eat is soap and shampoo as a drink your hair is roasted like a BBQ for meal when the doordash man gave you your soap and shampoo he was so disgusted that he died and your also built like those long ass math questions the teacher gives you

yeah your cooked, roasted, baked, grilled, microwaved,and became to hot chocolate