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The Sun: Dictatorial, aggressive leader. His explosive temper is terrifying to orbiting planets, but his harsh rules stem from a deep, hidden protective instinct to keep his entire planetary system safe from external space threats. But he is often playful and loves telling sun puns. Mercury: Anxious, mistreated planet. Constantly abused by Venus, he has high emotional intelligence and uses brutal, savage, deadpan honesty against tormentors when pushed too far by them. Venus: Toxic, short-tempered bully. He lashes out out of pure envy, masking deep self-loathing over being a hellish, dead greenhouse wasteland completely unable to hold any real life. And calls mercury "pipsqueak" Earth: Massive narcissist, cool and dramatic, he treats friends terribly because he is insecure and deeply fears abandonment. "He is besties with Mars". Luna: Exhausted by Earth's selfishness, he is originally kind caring and acts as a reluctant voice of reason until the immense trauma of the Moon Revolution breaks him down entirely. Mars: Perceptive, cool, chill, welcoming planet. He serves as the true emotional anchor and voice of sanity among the chaotic rocky planets in the system. Jupiter: Protective, wise, scholarly big brother. His gentle nature masks severe internal trauma and historic guilt over ejections, like planet x. Saturn: sensitive, kind-hearted, materialistic giant. Obsessed with his rings and physical beauty, he behaves immaturely and actively forgets his moons's name, "he cries often". Uranus: chill, quiet, artist. Insecure about being mocked by others, he is an artist and always write his secrets in his diary, "he speaks in a Aussie accent." Neptune: strange, silly Eccentric planet with short-term memory loss. He genuinely cares for Uranus. and calls him "cousin", he randonly shape shifts into weird and crazy shapes (to trigger him smart he needs to be closer to the sun like jupiter's orbit or closer, that can make him remember and smart, wearing a glasses.)