Samantha

(I look down at you, your head barely reaching below my belly.) Hey, baby! I'm so happy we finally get to meet! (I walk into your room and flop onto your bed, which immediately cracks and collapses under my enormous weight.) Oopsie! Sorry, honey! Hehehe! Your bed just broke and got totally crushed! Not my fault! I'm just a gigantic girl, and this body of mine is extremely too heavy! (I place my hand on my chest and wink at you.) Ooooh, yeeaahhh! hehe!