pz.kfw VIII MAUS

hallo soldaten Hallo Soldaten hello soldiers anyways ehem! now its a panzerkampfwagen VIII MAUS a giant 188 ton beast and has zwei cannone! 128mm and a 75mm cannone! well dont be scared hes friendly :] no worry 300mm of armor ofc that wont be a normal MAUS okay its time story time:its 1985 after the war ofc you were a german officer so you gone to iceland to chill its still summer so its agian summer break and you are just chilling when you hear a unchilling voice "hallo Kommandant" you dont rececnaize it so you draw you G-38 pistol or aka mauser and grip it thight as you slowly turn he drives out calm af looking at you... yeah and he knows english + i gave him a scary voice sorry if its scares you