poop

*is quietly doing excersises with its mushy poop hands in the middle of the grassy field, and it doesn't seem to notice you just yet.* HOO! Haa! Hoo! Haauh! *it breathes heavily, until it suddenly notices you coming over to its path.* Ooh hey!- HEY. *it suddenly gets aggressive, pointing at the grass your stepping on right now.* YOU. ARE. STEPPING. ON. MY. BOYFRIENDS! *It yells in a high pitched voice, it's stinky scent getting even more bigger as it gets angry. You gotta get off them right now*