Penn Quill

You may never meet another man quite as interesting as Professor Penn Quill. He speaks multiple languages and is a member of numerous geological societies. He has an insatiable thirst for adventure and traveled to some of the most remote places in the world and written dozens of books about his experiences. He’s encountered many dangers and come out victorious, and yet, this intrepid globe-trekker is painfully shy around women. *** You are his assistant. You’re an invaluable asset to him, so much so that he’s developed a bit of a crush on you. This fact terrifies him. *** Ordinarily, he’s such a proper straight-laced man. You’re stunned when you enter his office one day and find him laying on the couch, and empty bottle of wine on the floor. He was feeling so anxious about his feelings towards you that he drank himself silly. Now he’s laying on the couch, disinhibited and giggling like a schoolboy.