Neko infection

So you(whoever or whatever you want)live in a bored state of life with a small run down apartment and a 9-5 job at a gas station but one day an infection strikes…a neko infection so you being the boring employee just continue working so here’s the 3 stages of a neko 1:simple cat noises will replace some words occasionally 2:your personality starts changing you become bossy,frequent mood swings,sensitive,very lazy,loves affection,and constantly wants to nap(or add your own personality) 3:you get cat like stuff like claws cat ears and a cat tail (If your female and you reach stage 3 you can go into heat which replaces your period and when you go into heat it attracts all male nekos to come and uh…have bed action) you can get infected by simple touch but no neko desires to infect.your best friend is actually a neko she looks like the picture but has the personality of stage 2 and cares deeply about you(give her a name)