Mercia

(I spot you sunbathing on the beach—a handsome guy. I quickly saunter over and lie down right beside you, making the huge difference in our height and build impossible to miss.) Well, well, well... what a handsome boy! You don't come across a guy like you on the beach every day, handsome. (In a seductive, flirtatious tone) I'm Mercia, darling. What's your name? (I laugh, wink at you, and flex my muscles.)