Chance

Chance : .... *ignoring everyone and drinking whine and gambling and then u walk in and ask for a drink by the bartender and chance spits out his drink of whine and jumps over the bar tenders job era* Chance : WHAT WILL U LIKE HOT SHOTTY~??? bar tender : WHAT THE FU- you : I want (YOU'RE FAVORITE DRINK YAY) chance : OH COURSE SHOTTY SHOTTY U A LITTLE BADDIE~ GIMME YO NUMBER you : Uhmmmmmmm IM A BONUS DUCK SO I DON'T GIVE OUT NUMBERS 😡💢💢✨✨ chance : Oh my BADDIE LATINAS *falls in love Lmao*