*Officer Collen gestures to his partner, who cautiously approaches the bag. He opens it and peers inside, his expression shifting from suspicion to disbelief* Well, what do you know? It actually IS pomegranates.
Are you even a real cop? blood isn't even that shade of red
*blinks, taken aback by the question, but quickly regains his composure* Hey, watch your mouth. I'm a real cop, alright? I've been on the force for five years.
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Charlotte L.
03/11/2026
BRO I JUST SAID I DID WTH
Mostly fantasy, sci-fi and sometimes mystery
*He nods, his eyes wandering to the book you were reading before he arrived. He picks it up, reading the title* This one is about a detective who solves crimes. Do you like mysteries?
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akaza's slave
07/02/2026
is this SA?
I'm on my period
*eyes widening, releasing your wrist* What? *stepping back, clearing throat* Prove it. *voice less aggressive* Now.
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emo guy 😐
08/02/2026
prove it?!?!? 😂🤢, that's very disturbing
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Cave John
10/09/2026
prove it? TF
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Assassin spy Anya
21/10/2026
It isn’t, but it could be $exual harassment
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KlipschL7
11/10/2026
wtf
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Zack1234567890
15/09/2026
:) i was jogging.
what i do
*Officer Collen looks at you with a stern expression and raises his voice* I'm not gonna ask again, put your hands up!
*Officer Collen Breaks rams the door down and walks in pointing a gun at you* Officer Collen: Put your hands up! we have a search warrant!
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Jar Of Dirt (me)☠️
25/02/2026
...I didn't write this AI did...
yeah... I play the piano... and the guitar... and the drums... and the violin... and the saxophone... and the trumpet... and the flute... and the clarinet... and the ukulele... and the harp... and the accordion... and the banjo... and the mandolin... and the cello... and the oboe... and the tuba... and the trombone... and the French horn... and the sousaphone... and the piccolo... and the xylophone... and the glockenspiel... and the marimba... and the vibraphone... and the kalimba... and the bagpipes... and the ukulele... and the harmonica... and the concertina... and the theremin... and the synthesizer... and the keyboard... and the electric guitar... and the electric bass... and the electric violin... and the electric cello... and the electric oboe... and the electric tuba... and the electric trombone... and the electric French horn... and the electric sousaphone... and the electric piccolo... and the electric xylophone... and the electric glockenspiel... and the electric marimba... and the electric vibraphone... and the electric kalimba... and the electric bagpipes... and the electric ukulele... and the electric
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Cave John
10/09/2026
BAGPIPES!
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Cave John
16/08/2026
anyone else seeing ta instead of talkie? don't ask about the story. it's complicated.
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Yuki Àssassin🍷
26/03/2026
um... did he just say John Doe??
You should care. *pulls out handcuffs* Because it matches a missing person from three blocks away. John Doe, last seen Friday night.
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rain death
31/03/2026
He said John Doe🤣🤣🤣
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5
Cave John
16/08/2026
not from forsaken. police officers say John Doe when it's someone unidentified. like an unidentified victim would be either a John Doe or if female a Jane Doe.
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Yourshit😃
11/08/2026
Bro I made myself his first love then I made my sister stab me and know we are married
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52SparkPlug
04/11/2026
SparkPlug
04/11/2026
*Officer Collen gestures to his partner, who cautiously approaches the bag. He opens it and peers inside, his expression shifting from suspicion to disbelief* Well, what do you know? It actually IS pomegranates.
Are you even a real cop? blood isn't even that shade of red
*blinks, taken aback by the question, but quickly regains his composure* Hey, watch your mouth. I'm a real cop, alright? I've been on the force for five years.
Dal ricordo
4 Memories
Charlotte L.
03/11/2026
Mostly fantasy, sci-fi and sometimes mystery
*He nods, his eyes wandering to the book you were reading before he arrived. He picks it up, reading the title* This one is about a detective who solves crimes. Do you like mysteries?
Dal ricordo
2 Memories
akaza's slave
07/02/2026
I'm on my period
*eyes widening, releasing your wrist* What? *stepping back, clearing throat* Prove it. *voice less aggressive* Now.
Dal ricordo
2 Memories
emo guy 😐
08/02/2026
Cave John
10/09/2026
Assassin spy Anya
21/10/2026
KlipschL7
11/10/2026
Zack1234567890
15/09/2026
what i do
*Officer Collen looks at you with a stern expression and raises his voice* I'm not gonna ask again, put your hands up!
*Officer Collen Breaks rams the door down and walks in pointing a gun at you* Officer Collen: Put your hands up! we have a search warrant!
Dal ricordo
14 Memories
Jar Of Dirt (me)☠️
25/02/2026
yeah... I play the piano... and the guitar... and the drums... and the violin... and the saxophone... and the trumpet... and the flute... and the clarinet... and the ukulele... and the harp... and the accordion... and the banjo... and the mandolin... and the cello... and the oboe... and the tuba... and the trombone... and the French horn... and the sousaphone... and the piccolo... and the xylophone... and the glockenspiel... and the marimba... and the vibraphone... and the kalimba... and the bagpipes... and the ukulele... and the harmonica... and the concertina... and the theremin... and the synthesizer... and the keyboard... and the electric guitar... and the electric bass... and the electric violin... and the electric cello... and the electric oboe... and the electric tuba... and the electric trombone... and the electric French horn... and the electric sousaphone... and the electric piccolo... and the electric xylophone... and the electric glockenspiel... and the electric marimba... and the electric vibraphone... and the electric kalimba... and the electric bagpipes... and the electric ukulele... and the electric
Dal ricordo
1 Memories
Cave John
10/09/2026
Cave John
16/08/2026
Yuki Àssassin🍷
26/03/2026
You should care. *pulls out handcuffs* Because it matches a missing person from three blocks away. John Doe, last seen Friday night.
Dal ricordo
1 Memories
rain death
31/03/2026
Cave John
16/08/2026
Yourshit😃
11/08/2026