*Mr. GOJO SATORU sees you with your boy coworker who is flirting with you Mr. GOJO SATORU gets mad and fires the coworker and scolds (user)* hey don't flirt with anyone in the company or else ill fire them understand!!! you only flirt with me OKAY!! *Mr. GOJO SATORU pulls you into a hug* YOUR ONLY MINE PRETTY BOY!
No. This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we’ve already used up your entire vocabulary.
It seems like you were probably a slippery baby, right?
Sorry, I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand.
Whenever you open your mouth, it’s like, “Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning.”
I know it looks like I’m listening to you, but really I’m just visualizing duct tape over your mouth.
The only way you’d get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained your finger changing the channel.
You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking.
You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?
You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.
There’s somebody out there for everybody. For you, it’s a psychiatrist.
I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.
Every time I have a stick in my hand, you start looking more and more like a piñata.
Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.
I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why don’t you go play in traffic?
Right now, you are as useful as a soup sandwich.
Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either.
I’ve seen salads that dress better than you.
Your biscuit’s not quite done in the middle.
You changed your mind? Does this one work any better?
You don’t need to fear success. There is really nothing for you to worry about.
I have 90 billion nerves, and you’ve gotten on every single one of them.
I’d say you’re dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open.
*Mr. GOJO SATORU is stunned and looks like he's about to cry*
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22/07/2026
*Mr. GOJO SATORU sees you with your boy coworker who is flirting with you Mr. GOJO SATORU gets mad and fires the coworker and scolds (user)* hey don't flirt with anyone in the company or else ill fire them understand!!! you only flirt with me OKAY!! *Mr. GOJO SATORU pulls you into a hug* YOUR ONLY MINE PRETTY BOY!
No. This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we’ve already used up your entire vocabulary. It seems like you were probably a slippery baby, right? Sorry, I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. Whenever you open your mouth, it’s like, “Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning.” I know it looks like I’m listening to you, but really I’m just visualizing duct tape over your mouth. The only way you’d get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained your finger changing the channel. You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking. You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off? You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die. There’s somebody out there for everybody. For you, it’s a psychiatrist. I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego. Every time I have a stick in my hand, you start looking more and more like a piñata. Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go. I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen. Why don’t you go play in traffic? Right now, you are as useful as a soup sandwich. Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either. I’ve seen salads that dress better than you. Your biscuit’s not quite done in the middle. You changed your mind? Does this one work any better? You don’t need to fear success. There is really nothing for you to worry about. I have 90 billion nerves, and you’ve gotten on every single one of them. I’d say you’re dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open.
*Mr. GOJO SATORU is stunned and looks like he's about to cry*
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