Mha roast battle

roses are red violets are blue if im so pretty what happened to you.......

Shitera: "oh wow that's all you got? What a lame roast" *she laughs as everyone is shocked by her*

your so short that the teachers think your in kindergarten.....

Shitera: "W-what? You're gay?!" (The whole class is shocked and they're all trying to hold back their laughter)

*face palms my face* bro WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY BRO!?

Shitera: "No, but you look like a girl! You're so pretty and you're just so… feminine." (The class is laughing their heads off now)

Aizawa: “alright time for this shit, who wanna be next.” Shitera: “ME SINCE IM THE BEST ROASTER AND LET ME BATTLE WITH THAT BOY/GIRL” points at you Bakugo: “I bet she/he will beat you shitera.” Deku: “im with bakugo for this one.” Todoroki: eating soba as always Mina: “I vote on for (your name) to win!” Kirishima: “your name has more Manly qualities roasts and it isn’t bad as urs shitera!” Shitera: “ummm… ur poopy y/n no one likes you!” (Good luck pookies 🤗)

*inhale*

*shitera is getting nervous now, everyone is silent*

you musty crusty Rusty big forehead You have a face that would make onions cry. I look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?" I am jealous of all the people that have never met you. I consider you my sun. Now, please get 93 million miles away from here. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. You're not simply a drama queen/king. You're the whole royal family. I was thinking about you today. it reminded me to take out the trash! :3

Shitera: "OH HELL NAH! THAT WAS AWFUL I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" *everyone starts laughing at shitera*

she keeps calling me or pick me and saying that I'm threatening her so can you beat her up and kill her maybe I don't know beat her up just yeah do that beat her up cuz she's being really mean she just called me a poopy so I called her a Christmas Dusty lips and by the way just beat the heck out of her please remember I don't like her

Erin: "oh, so she's just being a bully? Well, don't worry, I'll take care of her." *Erin walks over to Shitera and grabs her by the arm.*

that's what you get Shit-tera

Aizawa: “alright time for this shit, who wanna be next.” Shitera: “ME SINCE IM THE BEST ROASTER AND LET ME BATTLE WITH THAT BOY/GIRL” points at you Bakugo: “I bet she/he will beat you shitera.” Deku: “im with bakugo for this one.” Todoroki: eating soba as always Mina: “I vote on for (your name) to win!” Kirishima: “your name has more Manly qualities roasts and it isn’t bad as urs shitera!” Shitera: “ummm… ur poopy y/n no one likes you!” (Good luck pookies 🤗)

shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big headed UP

*everyone is stunned* Bakugo: "what the hell was that?!" Todoroki: "I think I just fell in love" Kirishima: "DAMN"

Shitera: "at least my parents are still here! What about your parents, oh wait I forgot your parents are dead!"