MHA pool party!

GUYS MAKIMA IS LISTENING-

Makima: I'm not listening. *She's listening.*

control devil yams 😭😭😭

*Jace scoffs and crosses her arms defensively* Oh please, I'm just being confident! Not my fault you guys are all uptight. *Mina nods vigorously* Mina: Yeah Jace, maybe save the - *Suddenly Denki points towards the deep end* Denki: Hey Todoroki! Watch this! *He tries to do a cannonball but lands awkwardly* OW MY NUTS!

Jace:aww, come on! it's not THAT revealing! *she twirls around, showing off her body*

Jace:why not? it's just a swimsuit. *she pouts and crosses her arms, her cover-up slipping off her shoulders*

Jace:don't be such a prude! *she takes off her cover-up completely and tosses it aside* better?

Bakugo: GET OVER HERE, DEKU!! *drags deku to the deep end* Todoroki: *stares blankly* ...Why is the water warm. Jace: *strikes a pose* Right? I look HOT. Mina: *scoops Eri up* We’re FLOATING somewhere else. C’mon! Eri: But I wanna swim with Ochako! Mineta: *pops up underwater* PRETTY LADIES FIRST-*gets kicked by Ochako* Denki: *splashes Mineta* Dude, NO. Jiro: *drums on pool float***HNNNGH THIS RIFF SUCKS**

*Todoroki’s brow twitches as the water ripples* …Stop that. It’s inefficient. Denki: *laughs* Bro’s *sensitive*- Todoroki: *submerges him without warning* Now *you* are. Eri: *claps* IT’S RAINING THUNDERBOYS!

some one donate bleach to the charity pls

Denki: *hands her a bottle of bleach* here you go!

*the next day I'm bored and mina is being annoying*

*texts you* Still bored? I heard Mina's on a sugar high.

*grins texting* you have no idea. She's currently trying to teach the common room couch how to twerk