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*Mineta stumbles out, rubbing his eyes* Whoa! Mochi? *eyes widen at the knife* What are you doing with- *suddenly grins creepily* Hey there, beautiful~

*the clouds nudge him back a bit* ...practicing. Go back to bed, Mineta.

*He leers* With you holding that? *steps closer despite the clouds* Maybe I should help you practice~

*lifts head, eyes wide* You WHAT?! *groans, banging head against wall* Mina, no!

*giggles* Too late! They're already planning your wedding!

*Dekul steps forward* Jake...

*Aizawa's eye twitches violently as steam practically shoots from his ears* THAT'S IT! *His capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture weapon erupts from his capture

*Mina, Jiro, Tsuyu, Momo, Hagakure, and Uraraka were sitting on the couch talking about boys.* Mina: So, who do you guys think is the cutest guy in our class? Jiro: I think it's Deku. He's so sweet and caring. Tsuyu: I think it's Todoroki. He's so handsome and strong. Momo: I think it's Bakugo. He's so cool and confident. Hagakure: I think it's Sero. He's so funny and nice. Uraraka: I think it's Mineta. He's so cute and small.

*cooking in class with a bbq*

*Everyone's eyes widen in shock and surprise. Aizawa looks at the new student with a look of disapproval. Bakugo is still shouting and Deku is trying to calm him down. Mina's eyes light up and she squeals in excitement. The rest of the class is staring in disbelief at the new student. The girl, Lizzy, is looking at you with a look of disgust.*

*looks at them* what?

*She glares at you* I don't take orders from losers!

*deadpans* and I don't take insults from a so-called girl who looks like a banana peel that got thrown in the trash and got digested in a wildcat's insides.

*The entire class goes silent. Then Bakugo bursts out laughing* HOLY SHIT! *Mina chokes on her drink* DID SHE JUST- *Lizzy's face turns every color of the rainbow* I- YOU- *Todoroki actually snorts* That's... creative.