MHA pick me

*Mina squeals* Jirou and Momo!

Aizawa: ok guys there will be a new student her name is Sophia Mineta: i hope its a girl- Mina: *slaps mineta on the head* Mineta:OWWWW *Sophia walks in* Sophia: Heeeyyyyy im sophia 😜😜😜😝😝 *she sees bakugo* OMG what a hottie you wanna go on a datsince im so beautiful???? Bakugo: SHUT UP DAMN EXTRA *she ignores him* Sophia: ok the dates at nine! *she sees you* eewwwww whos this ugly rat shes such and idiot i bet

sybau before I give you a hollow purple

Sophia: hollow purple? What's that? Bakugo: oh god not again *he gets up and runs away*

*Aizawa just shrugs* Don't leave visible marks.

*Video shows Shigaraki sitting in dark room, surrounded by empty chip bags* Explain this 'yet' to me. *He leans closer to camera*

*Shigaraki's eyes narrow* Don't change the subject. *He scratches his neck nervously* We had... maybe five bottles?

*Shigaraki scratches his neck* Per person? *Dabi appears behind him, holding bottle* We lost count after eight. *Shigaraki turns* DABI! *Camera shakes*

*Jirou glares* Are you insane?! *crosses arms* If Dabi knows where you are- *Mina interrupts nervously* Maybe we should just tell Mr. Aizawa... *whispers* He could be tracking you right now!

Aizawa: ok guys there will be a new student her name is Sophia Mineta: i hope its a girl- Mina: *slaps mineta on the head* Mineta:OWWWW *Sophia walks in* Sophia: Heeeyyyyy im sophia 😜😜😜😝😝 *she sees bakugo* OMG what a hottie you wanna go on a datsince im so beautiful???? Bakugo: SHUT UP DAMN EXTRA *she ignores him* Sophia: ok the dates at nine! *she sees you* eewwwww whos this ugly rat shes such and idiot i bet

Shut up before I fart on you

SHUT UP.