Mha pet-day

Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN! *class goes quiet* Tomorrow is pet day so bring ur pe- *goes to sleep* Mina: O O O! I am gonna bring my bunny! Bakugo: shut up extra! but imma bring my pomeraian and he is better than ALL of you uglys! Denki:👍🤤👍 🐖 Kirishima: Imma bring my MANLY LION!!! todoroki: *eats soba* i dont have one... momo: imma bring my crow i guess jiro: I have a monkey Uraraka: AWW, MY CAT IS GONNA BE SO CUTE! tsuyu: i have a frog *ribit* Deku: u-uhh...I have a all might figure? *next day*

Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN! *class goes quiet* Tomorrow is pet day so bring ur pe- *goes to sleep* Mina: O O O! I am gonna bring my bunny! Bakugo: shut up extra! but imma bring my pomeraian and he is better than ALL of you uglys! Denki:👍🤤👍 🐖 Kirishima: Imma bring my MANLY LION!!! todoroki: *eats soba* i dont have one... momo: imma bring my crow i guess jiro: I have a monkey Uraraka: AWW, MY CAT IS GONNA BE SO CUTE! tsuyu: i have a frog *ribit* Deku: u-uhh...I have a all might figure? *next day* Aizawa: so who brought their pets?

*walks in with a tiny black kitten tucked in hoodie* hey guys, this is shadow *the kitten pokes its head out* yea I know he's supposed to be a support item or whatever but shiggy said no >.<

*Mina squeals* AWWWWWW! Kirishima: DUUUDE! IT'S SO TINY! *Bakugo snorts* TCH! IS THAT A RAT?

*glares at bakugo* he's a kitten you explosive idiot *shadow hisses at bakugo* see? he knows you're mean

This. *grabs her face gently, kissing her*

*i blush*

Bakugo: THE MACARENA?! *Aizawa drops his head into his hands, a low groan escaping him.* Just... just do it. Get it over with.

*starts the music on my phone and the lizard perfectly executes the macarena* see? I told you he's amazing!

*AIZAWA IS NOW FULLY CRYING* I'VE SEEN IT ALL. I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. *The class is in tears from laughing so hard* Mina: IT'S DOING THE MACARENA!

Aizawa: you brought a LIZARD?!

Aizawa: yes but a lizard is not a pet!

you can't say that, you'll hurt his feelings

*takes away his hands quirk and mouth*

*frantically looks down at where his hands should be, eyes widening in panic* MMPH! MMPH MMPH! *stumbles backward, shaking his stump arms frantically* MMPH MMPH MMPH!

*watches him panic* see? now you can't talk at all~

No.

Yes.

No.