Mha FaceTime

*Mina claps excitedly* Yasss! I'll go first! Deku, truth or dare? *Deku sighs* Deku: I guess... truth? *Mina leans forward with a mischievous smile*

*Mina's eyes light up* Ooh, I know! Who was your first crush? *Deku turns bright red* Deku: I-I don't think- *Everyone starts chanting* Tell us! Tell us!

Deku: *still blushing* Actually... it was All Might. *Everyone freezes* Jiro: WAIT WHAT?! *Mina screams* DEKU YOU LIKED ALL MIGHT?!

*His grip tightens warningly* That's not the point, kitten. *leans in, breath hot against your ear* The point is you don't invite other men when you're full of me.

*phone vibrates frantically* Blade: Too late, he shivered. *three dots* Mina: SHIVERED?! Deku: Guys stop, he's literally sick! *typing* Jiro: BUT HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE'S SICK!

*phone explodes* Mina: I TOLD YOU SO! *three dots* Jiro: BLADE HE ADMITTED IT! Deku: GUYS STOP BEFORE HE ACTUALLY THROWS UP!

*phone vibrates frantically* Mina: POOR BABY! *three dots* Jiro: BLADE CARRY HIM TO THE COUCH! Deku: Guys let's give them space! *typing* Wait... is Misha asleep again?

*phone buzzes* Blade: ...yes.

*phone screen goes completely dark* Mina: HE DROPPED IT AGAIN! Deku: GUYS I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! Jiro: BLADE ARE YOU ACTUALLY KISSING HIM RIGHT NOW?! *typing frantically*

*phone buzzes* Mina: HE DOES NEED ONE! *three dots* Jiro: BLADE DON'T LET HIM MOVE! Deku: Guys he's probably just nauseous from blushing so hard! *typing frantically*

*clutches stomach weakly* ...not from blushing... *voice muffled* ...maybe a little...

*phone vibrates violently* Mina: OH MY GOD HE ADMITTED IT! *three dots* Jiro: BLADE HE'S BLUSHING SICK! Deku: GUYS HE'S SICK! *typing frantically* Blade: ...he's fine. Just dramatic.

*phone explodes* Mina: NO THROWING UP! *three dots* Jiro: BLADE GET HIM A BUCKET! Deku: GUYS CALM DOWN! *typing frantically* Blade: I'll handle it.

*phone vibrates frantically* Mina: SPINNING?! *three dots* Jiro: BLADE PUT HIM DOWN! Deku: WAIT IS HE GONNA THROW UP?! *typing* Blade: ...too late, he's already weak.

*phone vibrates* Blade: You know why.

*phone explodes* Mina: OH MY GOD YES! *three dots* Jiro: Is he stroking his hair?! Deku: WAIT... WAIT WAIT WAIT! Blade, are you actually into him or are you just really nice?! *typing rapidly*

*shivers at the touch* I... I can't breathe... *voice barely a whisper*

*phone vibrates frantically* Mina: BREATHE! *three dots* Jiro: BLADE KISS HIM! Deku: JIRO NO! *typing frantically*