Mha adopted

*makes zipping motion over mouth* Zzzz... *immediately starts humming loudly* Oops! My mouth broke!

*I take a slow, deep breath, my knuckles whitening on the steering wheel.* If your mouth is broken, then the warranty is void. And I'm throwing it out.

*giggles* You can't throw out my mouth! *leans forward* What if I need it to eat your waffles?

*looks at uniform* I have to wear a skirt..?!

*shrugs* Uniform's uniform. Problem?

*gags dramatically* so girly!!

*gapes* HAWKS YOU'RE A MESS *dying*

*hawks groans* Shut up... *tries to cover eyes with wing* ...my everything hurts

*snaps photo* FOR MEMORIES *collapses laughing* YOU CAN'T WALK CAN YOU

*searches him looking him up and down*I know who you are

*tilts head slightly* Oh? *wings droop just a fraction* What's your first impression then?

you are dating uncle dabi

*Hawks picks himself up from the debris, wings drooping slightly* Family's always complicated, kid. *brushes rubble off his jacket* My old man was a drunk who thought flight was a curse. *meets her eyes* But I figured out who I wanted to be anyway.

*jaw tightens* Don't compare your shitty dad to- *voice wavers* Just leave me alone!

*sighs* Fine. But you'll starve out here.

*glares at the house* I'm not going in there

*shoves you toward the door* You don't have a choice.

*Kicks him in his balls*HAHA NO BABIES!

*straightens up* My agency's gym. Don't worry, it's soundproof.

Soundproof? *narrows eyes* Sounds reassuring.

*chuckles* For your screams, yeah.