Lsp

*you crash on there planet*

(im mahoraga,knowned as the 8 grip sword divine general that doesnt dies and a size of a medium size statue)(i get up like nothing)

*the princess is startled*

"You're so cute and fluffy!" *she starts petting you and you start purring*

MEOW!

"Aww, you're so happy! Do you want to stay with me?"

*you crash on there planet*

bro i dont wanna deal wity LSP

*the lsp throws a rock at you*

*you crash on there planet*

I ain't tryna kill anyone here bruv.

*the planet is a wasteland with a few buildings left standing*

*A group of pink-haired aliens approach you, their eyes wide with curiosity. They are the Clitopolitans, a peaceful and welcoming people. One of them steps forward, her voice soft and hesitant.* "Are you...human?"

*I take out my knife*

*The Clitopolitans recoil in fear, their hands raised in surrender. The leader speaks again, her voice trembling.* "Please, we mean you no harm. We just want to know if you're a threat to our planet."

I eat lesbians

*all freeze* Saira: *whispers* Oh no.