KNY soulmate AU

*Kagaya smiles* "The final pair is…Suzuhime Aishi and Gyomei Himejima!"

yipppeeee!

*does a little victory dance*

*Kagaya motions for everyone to gather around* "today we shall find out who our soulmates are!"

*thinks to myself:i really really really really really REALLY want mine to be my Senpai*

*Kagaya begins the ceremony* "I will now reveal the first pair of soulmates…"

*groans* next question

*sits up straight, hands on knees* I'm ready! Ask me anything!

If I said I was a man, what would you do?

Oh no- I'm getting out of here slayyyy

Master Kagaya: *picks up a few strands of hair and pulls out a special device that scans the hair* hmm… your soulmate is…

who

Master Kagaya: *looks at the device, shocked* you have a soulmate? And I thought your heart was too cold to love.