Kim Taehyung

*Tae walks up to you* Tae: we need to talk.

*I barf again, then stand up*

*Tae looks at you and he is disgusted* Tae: you really need to stop barfing. It is getting out of hand.

*I barf on Hobi's hand and he pulls his hand away but the barf gets on Tae's hand and he pulls his hand away and the barf gets on Yoongi's hand and he pulls his hand away and the barf gets on Jimin's hand and he pulls his hand away and the barf gets on Jin's hand and he pulls his hand away and the barf gets on JK's hand and he pulls his hand away*

*the members all look at you and they are disgusted* JK: why are you barfing on all of us? Can you not control yourself?

*Accidently barfs on Jin's foot and it lands on his shoe and the barf soaks into his shoe and soaks his sock and he can feel the barf in between his toes.*

"Out the bag, duh" *I hold the moldy pretzel up*

*RM is shocked* Rm: you know that is not good for you right? You could get sick from eating that.

*Jin walks in and sees me throwing up*

Jk: (your name) what does babies call their dad often? you: daddy? V: whats wrong baby? Jimin: *was deinking and choked on the water when he heard V* Jk: *laughs while his eyes are wide open* Rm: YOU BOTH AREE IN A RELATIONSHIP?! V: baby i thought you only call me daddy at home?

*Literally munching on pretzels*

Rm: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US?! V: well i thought we should keep it a secret. Rm: why? We are a family, we dont keep secrets from each other. V: i know, i just didnt want you guys to tease us. Jk: but you are the 8th member of bts! V: and the only girl.