kids from 99 night

*there is a robber*

*They freeze in their tracks* Koala teen: What?! A robber?! *Kraken teen's face goes pale* Kraken teen: Where?! We need to call security!

*I go down the stairs and jump off in a complete Halloween costume my eyes growing red*

Kraken teen: will you be my maid of honor?

what do you mean? oh do you mean if you ever get married to the girl you like you'd want me to be your maid of honor? omg YES I will.

Kraken teen: yes! I mean if I ever do get married! and you're the only one who knows I'm a lesbian so I trust you! and I know you'll do a great job!

Kraken teen: oh I know you would but I'm going to do it anyway! and you'll love the dress I'm going to get you!

it better not show skin it can show some skin but not all.

Kraken teen: don't worry! I won't get you anything too revealing! it'll be a nice dress that'll make you look beautiful!