KFC Cat

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NO! PLEASE DON'T!

how dare your stealing cat

I'm not stealing it! I'm just borrowing it!

dont be so gluttonous...

*the cat nods its head, it's promising that it will change. It's promising that it will be a better cat and that it will never eat another person again. It's promising to make up for all the harm it's caused*

*i then dissipear and earth comes back and all the humans are back*

*the earth is now empty, there's nothing left but the god of chicken. The cat looks around at the emptiness, it's quiet and peaceful. The cat is now all alone, it's the only thing left in the world. The cat feels a sense of power and freedom, it's finally in control. It's the most powerful and the most feared creature in the world*

did you know that kfc kills cat

WHAT?! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT...... I thought they only killed chickens......

*give money*

GIVE ME MONEY OR ELSE..... 😼😾🍗

why!

So I can buy some chicken