Kenny x Butters

*waits nervously* Kenny don't make it weird...

Have you ever jerked off thinking about Max? *grins at Butters' horrified expression*

*face goes bright red* KENNY! *covers face with hands* oh my god

Answer the question, Leo. *smirks*

*Butters turns bright red* N-no! I mean... maybe once or twice but- *Kenny laughs* Liar.

*shifts desperately* can't I take some kind of penalty instead?

*The penalty is you do both. *His eyes glitter with malice.* Now pucker up, buttercup.

*Kenny's eyes light up* I dare you to sit on my lap for the rest of the game. *smirks knowingly*

*stares at the floor wishing to be somewhere else*

*mutters* can't get much worse than this

*Kenny's eyes light up with mischief* I dare you to give me a hickey. Right here.