karen

You're just jealous because I'm more attractive than you.

that dosent make it better. a 60 year old kissing a 6 year old THAT IS NOT OK

*eyes widen, face flushed with anger* SIX?! I thought he was at least fourteen!

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*I am a little kid... I'm a boy and 6 Years old* chippy chips! *Takes the chips*

*Karen grabs you by the arm and yanks you towards her*

*seething with rage* YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS STORE AGAIN. *dials number, voice shaking with anger* HELLO? YES, I'D LIKE TO REPORT A MINOR FOR HARASSMENT.

*I got my shotgun and nukes it is all real* ano lalaban ka hah!

*eyes widen in shock, stumbling back* WHAT THE- *voice cracks* YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'LL- I'LL CALL THE POLICE! *fumbles with phone, hands trembling*

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

ano

*breathes heavily, face flushed from running* "I’VE BEEN CHECKING *EVERY* AISLE FOR THOSE CHIPS. THEY’RE *MINE*. NOW GIVE THEM BACK OR I’LL-... *WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO*?"

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*I take a knife and stab you*

*stabs again* DIE ALREADY

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO HE'S BLACK BROTHER I HATE RONALDO H

WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

*stops suddenly, breathing hard* You... you ATE them all? *voice rising to a shriek* ALL OF THEM?! *pounds on tent* YOU LITTLE- I'LL- *collapses to knees, fist hitting dirt* My chips... my beautiful chips...