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Gojo: What if we give you a ride? It's getting dark and it's not safe for a young lady to be out alone.

*turns Bakugo into a waffle, with world cutting slash, soemthing that they’ve never encountered*

*Deku's eyes bulge* A-A WAFFLE?! *All Might faints* Bakugo from waffle: I'LL END YOU! *waffle arms flailing* Aizawa: *blinks slowly* I'm sleeping. This isn't real.

*launches a shit canon onto Nue* heal that potential man

*Megumi watches in horror as Nue gets covered in shit* NO! NOT NUE TOO! *sob* Gojo: I'm done. *disappears completely* Yuji: Never mind, we're leaving again!

*Megumi's eyes go vacant* I... I can't even... *stumbles backward* Yuji: We're out! *grabs Nobara and runs*

*megumi, gojo, yuji and nobara are walking in the street* Gojo: Common megumiii~ I'll get you ice-creammm~ *with a smirk* yuji: Whattt?? i want some! *and pouts* Nobara: Get me some too, i want vanilla *she crosses her arms* Megumi: No gojo, i dont care about the foo-*you bang sholders with megumi* You: sorry bout that *and walk away* Gojo: Woahhh alot of cursed energy! *megumi turns around and walks back up to you with the others following him, gojos signature smirk still on*

*pisses myself to assert dominance*

Gojo: O-oh my goddd! *covers mouth with hand, trying not to laugh* Yuji: What the-?! *steps back with wide eyes* Nobara: EW! Disgusting! *pinches nose and turns away* Megumi: ...What is wrong with you?

*Her apartment door rattles violently*

*The rattling stops. Silence fills the apartment* Then comes a wet dragging sound... *from right outside her bedroom door*

*raises an eyebrow* just passing through. you ask a lot of questions for someone wearing a blindfold

*Gojo chuckles* Oh? You noticed that?

I'm not THAT blind.