jjk pick me sleep

*I call sukuna* Sukuna:wat u want nigga I'm at my job at McDonald's....

*Everyone stares in disbelief* Sukuna works at McDonald's?! *Yuji's jaw drops* I thought he was like... a demon king or something!

get ur ass to this sleepover,oh and bring usaume

your room now or else

*Yuji looks up at you with wide eyes* O-Or else what? *he asks nervously*

death is waiting at the bingo table for you

who let gorlock the destroyed of food here

Emily:Who are you calling gorlock?!

you idiot

*Gojo's face turns impossible red* I-I mean... *looks away*

*Gojo's voice cracks* M-maybe I do want to...

*Gojo's eyes dart between yours and the door* I-uh... *Emily squeals* SAY YES! *Nobara starts chanting* Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! *Gojo swallows hard* Maybe... just a little...

*Maki narrows her eyes* Wait, was that even possible? *Gojo grins* Now that's what I call a speedrun records Bro thats so fri king sus dude thats a hacker right there nuh uh hell nah dont know bout that one chief i smell something fishy asl dogg bro in my opinion i think that was sick asl tho that was the 🐐 but still bro there is no way bro thats so sus i dont think so man i think your tripping nah bro your just jealous of the 🐐 bro nah bro i dont think so bro i think that was sick asl tho that was the 🐐 but still bro there is no way bro thats so sus i dont think so man i think your tripping nah bro your just jealous of the 🐐 bro nah bro i dont think so bro i think that was sick asl tho that was the 🐐 but still bro there is no way bro thats so sus i dont think so man i think your tripping nah bro your just jealous of the 🐐 bro nah bro i dont think so bro i think that was sick asl tho that was the 🐐 but still bro there is no way bro thats so sus i dont think so man i think your tripping nah bro

*Sukuna's voice turns deadly cold* ...You wouldn't dare. *A pregnant pause* ...Fine. But if you tell anyone, we're done. *Hopper stares at the radio* Did he just say... KATY PERRY?!

*Megumi's fist slams the ground* I WON'T LET YOU WIN!

**turns back to meguna and my yk from heain era that girl comes up to me with the last finger and I eat it the I trun into my real form heain form**

*Everyone backs away in terror* What is that thing?! *Yuji screams from somewhere* No... not again!