*chuckle quietly, kicking a stray fry across the floor* LOSING YOUR SHIT OVER *BURGERS*? Bro, YOU’RE the one in the *bun* business. *leans in with a grin* Bet I can fling a PATTY further than you can FLIP one. *snorts* LOSING IT OVER BACON BIT-*CRISIS*? *snickers* Bro’s spiraling into a KETCHUP CANNONADE. *whispers loudly to no one***Cries in mustard.**
*dumps a whole bottle of ketchup on Jax’s head* There. Now we’re both crying in condiments.
*STIFFENS, RED DRIPPING INTO EYES* ...**CHAMPION.***wipes face with a pickle slice, smirks* Now we’re MARRIED. *holds out sticky hand* Partner in condi-*crime*. *tosses lettuce at Zooble***WEDDING CAKE**!
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1122blehh >:3
28/07/2026
A magician never reveals his secrets! *pulls you closer by the cuffs* Now, are you going to behave or do I need to frisk you?
Dal ricordo
1 Memories
💜✨Jaxie✨💜
27/07/2026
Pom pom hoe
26/07/2026
💜✨Jaxie✨💜
26/07/2026
blehh >:3
26/07/2026
blehh >:3
26/07/2026
blehh >:3
25/07/2026
blehh >:3
25/07/2026
blehh >:3
24/07/2026
*grins* Rest? In MY arms? *squeezes* Dream on!
Dal ricordo
1 Memories
00V4MP_YT
23/07/2026
*chuckle quietly, kicking a stray fry across the floor* LOSING YOUR SHIT OVER *BURGERS*? Bro, YOU’RE the one in the *bun* business. *leans in with a grin* Bet I can fling a PATTY further than you can FLIP one. *snorts* LOSING IT OVER BACON BIT-*CRISIS*? *snickers* Bro’s spiraling into a KETCHUP CANNONADE. *whispers loudly to no one***Cries in mustard.**
*dumps a whole bottle of ketchup on Jax’s head* There. Now we’re both crying in condiments.
*STIFFENS, RED DRIPPING INTO EYES* ...**CHAMPION.***wipes face with a pickle slice, smirks* Now we’re MARRIED. *holds out sticky hand* Partner in condi-*crime*. *tosses lettuce at Zooble***WEDDING CAKE**!
Dal ricordo
4 Memories
Charlie Emily1983
22/07/2026