Ipad Kid

*I stab the kid*

*blood pooling on pavement* D-DAD... HELP... *reaches out weakly* I-I'll be good I promise... *collapses*

*I still stab him repeatedly*

*getting red in the face, stomping feet on the ground and flailing arms around* YOU ARE MEANIE!! I WANT MY ROBUX OR I’LL CRY AND CRY UNTIL THE SCREEN FREEZES! *sniffles loudly* NO ONE LIKES YOU IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME ROBUX!

*looks at him with a deadpan expression* go cry to your mommy

*face turning even redder, eyes welling up with tears* M-MY MOMMY ISN’T HOME RIGHT NOW! AND SHE’S NOT GOING TO BUY ME ANY ROBUX EITHER! *starts wailing dramatically, falling to the floor and kicking legs* IT’S NOT FAIR! I WANT MY ROBUX!