Infected joy

*Spits on your Jordans*

*grabs her neck* I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DID NOT JUST SPIT ON MY J'S.

*suddenly sirius from hogwarts starts breakdancing*

*eyes widen* SIRIUS BLACK?! *starts clapping rhythmically* This party just got wilder!

WHY IS SIRIUS BLACK HERE BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Intro] Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad) [Verse] Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator music

*she lunges towards u*

rap eminem

*just killed anger and sadness and stares at u*

[Intro] Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad) [Verse] Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator music

*looks at u and shoots u in the leg and says* "that's the last time u make me angry"

*gets so close our lips are almost touching and then stops* but I think I know what to do with u...

*slowly moves my hand away from ur mouth and pulls u in for a kiss*