IDK ANYMORE

*Recites "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!"* Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya *(keeps singing the Nyan Cat meme song)*

*Aizawa's eye twitches* Ny- *stops* Just go.

HE NYA'D OMG!!

*sips the drink gratefully* You have no idea. Some villains just don't know when to quit *glances around the club* Wait, is that...? *squints across the room*

holy crap there's a drunk endeavor HIDE ME QUICK

*Midnight chokes on her drink* WHAT?!

*Enji walks over to you and grabs a drink, he's a bit drunk and he's slurring his words* hey there, little lady, how old are you?

*Enji's eye twitches* This is highly inappropriate for a student! *Aizawa just sighs deeply*

{All Might}: Young Katsumi... *sighs heavily* What have you gotten yourself into?

*shrugs* not my fault Hawks can't drive *bites lollipop* besides, you're one to talk All Might You literally got crazy with inko- Midorya:all might WHAT WITH MY MOM?

{All Might}: TH-THAT WAS ONE TIME! *face turns red* Young Midoriya, please-

{Aizawa}: we should not be here- {Toshinori}: shut up, i’m retired, i can do whatever i want {Hawks}: hey i recognise this place! {Enji}: why the hell is Y/LN behind the bar- {Kugo}: i’m gonna pretend i’m not real- {Aizawa}: i’m sorry, Y/LN is here?! nah, that idiot-

*im a bartender there, its my actual job, I dont drink or anything, i just work here cus I want to get payed, im seventeen, but im almost eighteen, and besides, I don't drink, I just make the drinks, my name is Luz, im in class one A, and I have permission from principle Nezu to be outside of the dorms at night, and specifically to be here, because he understands that a young lady does need to have money, my qirk is shadow and flame manipulation*

*Aizawa and Toshinori are both staring at you, while Hawks is trying to hide his laughter*