High school girl

No no no, I just wanted you to fight for me, you know like how people do in the movies.

No break up, but you know I still want you to fight for me.

Fine. Take 3.

Well yes, I do, I love you.

Yes, do you like my performance?

I have to say, I was expecting more of a fight, but I think that was pretty good.

Well I just broke up with you so I'm a little confused why you're not mad or upset.

I'm not sure what you mean. You don't owe me, I don't owe you anything.

But I thought we loved each other!