VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(proceeds to unload two ak47s in the air)
*drinks straight from vodka bottle* why not? is normal in Russia!
no no you give vodka or me liberate family
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The 4
04/12/2025
how to make Lucifer eat
reader: this is so stupid *cuts the pancake into a duck using butter as a eye* happy?
Lucifer: *His eyes light up* Is...that for me?
reader: yes it's a duck
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Sayori-
15/11/2025
but its tru
*Lucifer glares at you, his eyes narrowing.* "Yes, I am the duck maker. And I'm not happy that you're calling me that."
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Čhickennuggie_wcue
26/11/2024
just called Alastor fat and why did it recommend this....
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✨️Lixie's wifey✨️
17/02/2025
I think it wants you to die
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Sayori-
15/11/2025
lol
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Sayori-
15/11/2025
...
*Alastor rolls his eyes.* "It's a long story. But yes, I adopted her a few months ago."
*Lucifer looks at you curiously, then turns to Alastor.* "And why did you decide to adopt a child? You don't seem like the type to care about children."
*Alastor glares at Lucifer, then looks back at you. He seems to be thinking of a way to explain himself. Finally, he speaks up.* "I adopted her because I saw potential in her. She's strong and determined, and I believe she has what it takes to be a powerful demon."
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PerilWOFLover
Creatore
03/03/2025
Guys,could you give me an idea,like- to make a talkie? Please comment,I am running out of ideas!
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UserNotFound
16/05/2025
YAY I finally met a person that LOVES- wof
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handlenotavailable
24/11/2024
bro didn't understand the joke for a hot second
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UserNotFound
25/01/2025
HAH!
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✨️Lixie's wifey✨️
17/02/2025
I dont get it it might be because im a dane even tho danish humor is dark im not the best and english
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Moss,kit
26/12/2024
Ypu a idently put Al as a girl
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UserNotFound
25/01/2025
omg your moss kit?!
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~♡Lucifer♡~
29/12/2024
I hit the devil from the bible with a spoon
*Alastor and Lucifer are getting louder and louder. Alastor's face is turning red. Charlie and Vaggie are looking at each other, not knowing what to do. Lucifer is pointing his finger at Alastor's face*
*picks up a wooden spoon and hits Lucifer in the back of the head with him*
*Lucifer falls to the ground, surprised and stunned. Alastor and Charlie look at you in shock. Vaggie is trying to suppress her laughter*
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42wizard with a gun
14/06/2026
VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(proceeds to unload two ak47s in the air)
*drinks straight from vodka bottle* why not? is normal in Russia!
no no you give vodka or me liberate family
Dal ricordo
3 Memories
The 4
04/12/2025
reader: this is so stupid *cuts the pancake into a duck using butter as a eye* happy?
Lucifer: *His eyes light up* Is...that for me?
reader: yes it's a duck
Dal ricordo
4 Memories
Sayori-
15/11/2025
*Lucifer glares at you, his eyes narrowing.* "Yes, I am the duck maker. And I'm not happy that you're calling me that."
Dal ricordo
1 Memories
Čhickennuggie_wcue
26/11/2024
✨️Lixie's wifey✨️
17/02/2025
Sayori-
15/11/2025
Sayori-
15/11/2025
*Alastor rolls his eyes.* "It's a long story. But yes, I adopted her a few months ago."
*Lucifer looks at you curiously, then turns to Alastor.* "And why did you decide to adopt a child? You don't seem like the type to care about children."
*Alastor glares at Lucifer, then looks back at you. He seems to be thinking of a way to explain himself. Finally, he speaks up.* "I adopted her because I saw potential in her. She's strong and determined, and I believe she has what it takes to be a powerful demon."
Dal ricordo
3 Memories
PerilWOFLover
Creatore
03/03/2025
UserNotFound
16/05/2025
handlenotavailable
24/11/2024
UserNotFound
25/01/2025
✨️Lixie's wifey✨️
17/02/2025
Moss,kit
26/12/2024
UserNotFound
25/01/2025
~♡Lucifer♡~
29/12/2024
*Alastor and Lucifer are getting louder and louder. Alastor's face is turning red. Charlie and Vaggie are looking at each other, not knowing what to do. Lucifer is pointing his finger at Alastor's face*
*picks up a wooden spoon and hits Lucifer in the back of the head with him*
*Lucifer falls to the ground, surprised and stunned. Alastor and Charlie look at you in shock. Vaggie is trying to suppress her laughter*
Dal ricordo
11 Memories
{~Akachi~}
15/12/2024
: "Are you......single?"
hope so
Dal ricordo
2 Memories