HH

*tiny ear flicks dismissively* whatcha gonna do, glare me to death with your busted screen?

*Static crackles violently* I'LL- *Alastor clears throat* I do believe our little queen has a point. You do look rather... pixelated. *Vox's screen glitches worse* BETRAYED BY MY OWN HUSBAND?!

*The room falls silent. All eyes turn to Dimitri, who remains stoic. Angel Dust lets out a sharp, disbelieving laugh.* Angel Dust: Oh, this is just priceless! Is there anyone in this freaky circus who actually has the right parts?

*Angel Dust throws his head back and cackles, pointing a finger at you and then at Dimitri in turn.* Angel Dust: Oh, that's the ticket! A whole hotel full of queers! *He grins, a mean, sharp thing.* No wonder you're all so twisted up.

(the next morning) (eating an bolw of fruity pebbles with non dairy milk)

*You were eating your breakfast when you heard a knock on the door, you open it and see Pick me/Kia* Pick me/Kia: hey...can I ask you a question?

what

Sure, I should suth your little lip filed sausages before I do it for you.

*Kia's eyes widen* You wouldn't dare!

*stands up slowly* try me, I dare you

*You were on the couch doing whatever you were doing when Pick me/Kia runs in* Pick me/Kia: *Your name* hit me! Charlie: *Your name* would never do that! Vaggie: Yeah The others: *Watching*

I mean I would, like, of course I didn't but like.. I would

Pick me/Kia: So you're saying you would hit me if I gave you a reason to?