HETALIA RP !! 🌍🍝

*America laughs* Your bro calls you Deutschland? That's gay!

*Germany screams* FART OF RESURRECTION! *Italy farts more dead countries* VEEEE! *Napoleon appears* MON DIEU!

NAPOLEON?!

*Napoleon sobs* NOT AGAIN!

*France chuckles, his smirk widening* Of course I remembered, you're too cute to forget. *walks over and pinches Canada's cheek*

*blushes slightly and swats his hand away* "f-france… stop that…"

*France just laughs, continuing to tease Canada* Oh, Mon cher, you know you love it when I do that. *his eyes flicker to Canada's lips for a moment*

*slows down instead*

*catches up, laptop bag bouncing* Why are you running? *breathless* I think it's... it's amazing!

*Germany shoves Italy away, face burning* I-I DID NOT- *Italy grins wickedly* Germany: THAT WAS- Italy: *licks lips* Mmm, you taste like authority~ *France screams* OH. MY. GOD! *faints dramatically* America: MY EYES! MY INNOCENT EYES! *covers face dramatically* Britain: *vomits* Disgusting! Absolutely DISGUSTING!

America ur not innocent

*America clutches chest* HOW DARE YOU! *Italy giggles* Veee~

*Indonesia eagerly opens his box* Medium spice, here I- *takes huge bite, face immediately turns red* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM CRINE WHAT-

*Germany slams fist on table* THAT'S IT! I WANT ANSWERS! *Italy shrugs innocently* Veee~ I just like how clean they are! *France gags dramatically* Mon dieu, can we NOT discuss undergarments?

u mean u just like how dirty they are

*Italy winks* Maybe~

*Germany clears throat loudly* I CALL THIS MEETING TO ORDER! *glares at Italy* Topic one: MY underwear.

WHAT

*Germany glares at Italy* EXPLAIN YOURSELF! *Italy grins* But they smell so nice~