Helluva boss

*Loona walks up, not looking happy* Loona: Great. Now we have to deal with the Radio Demon's drama. *Millie grabs ice from the bar* Millie: Here, put this on- *suddenly the door slams open* Vox: ALASTOR! *electricity crackles*

Stranger: Third stool from the left. *gestures* Can't miss him. *Millie whispers* Millie: Oh! Alastor? He's... interesting.

*phone buzzes again* Psst! Nyx? My car's making weird noises. Think it's possessed? 🤔💨

*groans and grabs phone again* that's what you get for driving at 3am! pull over before you crash into something

*typing* LOL no 👍 *car crashes*

*phone buzzes* It did the moonwalk 😎

*Millie, Moxxie, Nyx, and Stolas start to morph into something HORRIBLE. Minx. The dead Minx. She looked like a dead Nyx, except she was a child. Gore everywhere on her. Eyes dripping with blood. Distorted voice. She looked like she came out of a nightmare.* Heeeelllllooo... Bbbblllitzzzzo..

*He lets out a piercing, inhuman shriek, scrambling backwards until his back hits the far wall. His eyes are wide with pure, unadulterated terror, and he curls into a ball, shielding his head with his arms.* NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!

Iiiiiiiii'mmmmmm aaaaaafrrrrrraiiiiiiid Iiiiiii mmmmusssssssst gggeeeeeet yyyyyyyouuuu foooor my lllllllliiiife bbbbbackkk..

Blitzø: we need some supplies and you're the only one who has them.

Nyx: oh my satan...What?!?

Blitzø: look, we need some supplies and you're the only one who has them. So if you could just hand them over that would be great.

Blitzø: *looks at the items* wow! You have everything on this list! Moxxie: how did you do that? Loona: is this magic?