Hell

(It says that I killed a thousand people in a single shot without weapons, but my appearance seems as if I did nothing.) *I look at myself in the other sides then I notice you looking at me surprised* What.

*leans closer with a sly grin, eyes gleaming* Oh, nothing. Just that this body... *circles around slowly* ...has killed more souls than all my other demons combined. And you still smell like *roses*? *sniffs theatrically* Intriguing.

*pulls arm away smoothly* first rule: never grab the reaper *stands and dusts off* but i like your enthusiasm

*scrambles after her* A makeover?! You can DO that?! *trips over his own cape* Wait, should I be taking notes?!

*stops mid-air and turns* notes? no, just bring your imagination *grabs his collar before he falls* and lose the cape, it's so last millennium

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*Hell looks up, his eyes widening as he realizes the significance of the image* Doom guy? You mean the legendary warrior from the video game Doom?

Doom slayer:rip...and...tear until it is done

*he gets itchy*

*scratches furiously, eyes blazing* I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE! *lunges forward with flaming claws extended*

*he starts to scratch it and can't bear to stop*

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*it was the most hellish things he has ever seen*

*Satan looks at you with a shocked expression* You… you are a monster. You have committed atrocities beyond imagination. How could you do such things?

*snarling* HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO SOME MORTAL?! *tears rip through reality, revealing endless circles of hell*

oooh I have an idea *drops him in the circle*

*lands hard* YOU'LL REGRET THIS! *flames surge*